A TASTE OF STRAND HOTEL BY MARTHA MUKAIWA
For many a famished world traveller, hotel restaurants are where their dining dreams go to die.
Notorious for overpriced food, underwhelming entrées and barmen only passingly familiar with a Cosmopolitan, these dens of last ditch despair are certainly nothing like what’s on offer at Swakopmund’s sprawling Strand Hotel.
While plenty can be said about each of Strand’s uninterrupted ocean views, its understated and sophisticated rooms, plush spa, opulent gold elevators and charming old world accents as much can be extolled about the hotel’s cuisine.
Boasting four restaurants and an ice cream parlour each of which have been seamlessly woven into the very fabric of Swakopmund’s social scene, Strand is that special place where tourists and locals come together in a lively clash of terrific travel adventure and daily Namibian life.
Introducing Farmhouse Deli, Brewer & Butcher, Welwitschia Lounge, Café Mole and Ocean Cellar Oyster and Wine Bar as you check in, Strand Hotel effectively gives you the five stops on an unofficial food tour. A culinary exploration showcasing some of the oceanside town’s very best restaurants literally on Strand Hotel guests’ doorstep.
After you’ve been checked in by the hotel’s unfalteringly friendly staff followed by the gastronomic lay of the land, the inherent challenge is easy to accept.
Loosen your belt buckle, get some fresh Atlantic Ocean air and eat at each hotel restaurant before your stay is over!
To begin your unofficial food tour at the top of the morning, drift into Farmhouse Deli.
The large, rustic restaurant where chef Herbert van Schalkwyk presides over salmon towers, game pastrami, eggs every way, acai bowls, assorted cheese boards, bread displays, deep wooden buckets of berry compote, flaky croissants and all manner of confectionery like the Willy Wonka of breakfast buffets.
If there is a more lavish local breakfast spread, there is a heaven. If not, Farmhouse Deli serves and takes the cake.
Open from 6am and the haunt of locals popping in for a cup of Slowtown coffee after a jog, languidly indulging in the breakfast buffet or tucking into a full English breakfast a la carte with their families, this delicatessen, wafting smooth jazz and overlooking the sparkling Atlantic, is the place to settle in for an instantly good morning.
Once breakfast is over and you’ve returned from a dune adventure or the sea, Brewer & Butcher is your next food tour treat and a place to unwind.
No less than a large German-inspired steakhouse with an ocean-facing terrace, nighttime fire pits and the Swakopmund Brewing Company’s microbrewery producing traditional Helles and Märzen on site, beer lovers would be remiss not to take a load off, pull up a bar stool and enjoy some seriously enticing beer pairings.
Roasted bone marrow, Namibian game of the day, Jack Daniels baby back pork ribs and house smoked beef brisket which all go great with a Märzen. Brewer & Butcher’s pulled pork burger with jalapeno coleslaw recommended with amber ale or a Skeleton Coast seafood pot with spinach ravioli served best astride a Helles.
If juicy cuts of free range meat and ice cold beer aren’t your thing, an after adventure alternative is Strand Hotel’s Welwitschia Lounge.
Here the Hampton’s style living is easy and to eat there are bierhappen - sticky pork belly bites glazed in soy sauce, honey and chili, smoked bratwurst skewers, beer battered onion rings with smoked garlic mayo and cheesy bacon fries – replete with an outdoor ambience just begging for a coconut and cranberry mojito or something sparkling from each of the hotel restaurant’s extensive wine lists.
The barmen, bless their souls, take requests, cocktails with names like Coastal Breeze, Sizzling Desire and Purple Volcano light up the daily specials board and a variety of cakes and pastries are available if the mood is more high tea than naughty.
Lounging done and dusted, it’s always a treat to head to the beach.
The large expanse of ocean and soft sand far below Swakopmund’s iconic red and white lighthouse which one can reach after a slow stroll along the promenade and past Strand Hotel’s quirky Café Mole.
Named for the solid sea wall separating Strand Hotel from the ocean, Café Mole is a 50’s style ice cream parlour where the cheese burger is the tasty bestseller and swirls of vanilla soft serve atop golden brown waffles are a close second.
Popular for French fries, hotdogs and sushi takeaways as well as scoops of mint, tiramisu, Stracciatella and chocolate ice cream, Café Mole is your cheerful, turquoise penultimate food tour stop before or after working up an appetite playing volleyball, swimming or taking photographs at the beach.
For sundowners - drinks had at sunset - Ocean Cellar Oyster and Wine Bar is your fifth and final unofficial Strand Hotel food tour location.
Wash the sand off your feet, put on something somewhat special and head to this sparkling, contemporary fine dining restaurant for your fancy of fresh sushi and sashimi at its purple lit show kitchen, oysters baked, natural or as part of their wonderfully novel World Oyster Journey as well as delicious posh fish and chips, a Louisiana style calamari po’boy, fish chowder, sesame and pepper tuna, misoyaki linefish and prawn picchi pacchi.
From its sleek white marble bar, cozy nautical nook, plush oyster and sushi bar and elegant seaside terrace, the idea is stylish oceanside establishment elevated by melt in the mouth seafood, award-winning wines and impeccable service.
This is where your food tour ends, night begins and you’ll sit back with a satisfied sigh having watched the light fade and the Atlantic calm, savouring the taste of Strand Hotel.